Quick question. Answer honestly.

This will take less time than avoiding the question.

Will you be my Valentine?

Ha. Got you.

Professional curiosity confirmed.

YOU:

“I can click NO.”

THE WEBSITE:

Nah.

No refunds.

Turns out, this was a good day.

🎂

Happy Birthday, Haron.

You’re one of the better things to happen this year.

No speeches. Just facts.

I like the way we exist.

Focused. Playful. Slightly inappropriate.

You make things better just by being in them.

This wasn’t a birthday gift. It was an invitation.

This escalated exactly as intended.

More soon.